Business For the Lawyers — Key Ideas to Explore

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Robin, Ralph, 1914-1983, Kweskin, Sam, 1924-2005 [Illustrator] Project Gutenberg 2015 Not confirmed
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In a guild-bound future city, apprentice scientist Bump-Arch must demonstrate time travel before the Guild of Scientists, but legalistic objections from a godsman and the High Arbiter threaten his experiment. Ralph Robin's 1953 story satirizes institutional inertia through bureaucratic procedures, oath-swearing, and the clever use of 'reconstructed experiment' loopholes.
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Standards were low and almost anything was accepted, so long as the candidate accomplished what he said he would. If a conceited or, as occasionally happened, a gifted young man attempted a very complicated demonstration, and it didn't come off--well, it was just too bad.

The unfortunate candidate could either serve another five years of apprenticeship and try again, or give up all connection with the Guild. If he left the Guild of Scientists, he couldn't be admitted in any other Guild.

Which was no laughing matter.

Only journeymen and masters and kingsmen--in the general sense, both men and women--had full rights of citizens, including the right to marry by Public Law. Others might get married by Private Law, but that was a rather uncomfortable method.

Under Private Law, a man and a woman would sign a contract to marry, and if they succeeded in living together--"dwelling under the same roof as husband and wife"--for five years without being discovered by the Public Law police, they could then live together openly. They would then be as legally married as the most respectable members of the Guild of Merchants. But if the Public Law police caught them before the "years of cover" were completed, they were separated and sold as slaves.

Permission of all the parents was required for marriage by Public Law, whatever the age of the lovers. Consequently, even high-ranking guildfolk sometimes took their chances with Private Law, although most who tried it ended their lives threshing rye for the Lords of the West.

For example, Singwell and Gray-eyes....

Snubnose found such thoughts painful. He glanced at his sister and wondered how she could go on looking so cheerful. "But I suppose I look cheerful, myself," he thought. Indeed, he had the kind of face that couldn't look otherwise.

Snubnose followed his sister's eyes to the Candidate's stool; where Bump-arch, Proudwalk's lover and his friend, sat indolently, with his long legs twisted under him.

He wondered what Proudwalk and Bump-arch were going to do.

Certainly they weren't going to get married by Public Law. He winced as he remembered the furious screams of his mother every time Proudwalk brought up the question. Snubnose took his sister's side, but it seemed hopeless to win their mother over. And even if they succeeded, it wouldn't do any good. Bump-arch wasn't going to qualify for journeyman's rank, because he had stubbornly insisted on a demonstration that was sure to fail.

It was a crazy situation, Snubnose thought. Here he himself was a full-fledged journeyman, and here was his sister a full-fledged journeywoman, while a talented fellow like Bump-arch would remain an apprentice or become a guildless outcast. For that difficulty he had nobody to blame but himself, Snubnose reflected, in the virtuous way we meditate upon the mistakes of our friends.

Now the Grandmaster was introducing Crookback, Bump-arch's master, and as late as the previous Day of the Candidate, Snubnose's master as well. Snubnose looked at the old man more affectionately than he had while in his service. But he blamed Crookback for permitting Bump-arch to go ahead with his impossible demonstration. He was puzzled, as usual, by the motives of the old master physicist, born with a bent body and a clever, enigmatic mind.

A few formal words, a brief joke, and a couple of compliments--and Crookback presented the Candidate.

Bump-arch unwound his legs and stood before them. "Elder ones," he began traditionally, and Snubnose thought he caught a quick, impudent look. Bump-arch was young--the three of them were young together in their city and their time--but he was two years older than Snubnose and a year older than Proudwalk. He had started his apprenticeship a little later than was usual.

"I will say the thing. I will attempt the thing. Yours, elder ones, to judge whether the thing is done, whether I am worthy to sit among you." These too were traditional phrases.

"I will construct a chamber," he said casually, "in which I will go irreversibly from today, 155th-1712 DRC, to a day in the future, 155th-1717 DRC. I would be proud to claim this demonstration as my own discovery, but it is not; it is a restored experiment. I follow the directions I copied, while still a boy, from an ancient inscription in a vault outside the walls. The vault was afterward buried by the earthquake."

"And very conveniently too," Snubnose added to himself. Bump-arch had not admitted it, even to him, but Snubnose was convinced that the chamber was his friend's own invention.

"Reverence, elder ones," Bump-arch said and walked to the arched door of the meeting room.

"Time," said the Grandmaster.

Snubnose, rising, heard a conversation behind him, as two master chemists shuffled to their feet.

The story opens not with a laboratory but with a guild ceremony. The Grandmaster of the Guild of Scientists, elected for life, prolongs his speech because the annual retirement bribe is a paltry one tilsin—an obsolete coin. Snubnose and Proudwalk, a physicist and a biologist, whisper jokes about the old man's verbosity. This is a world where science is a trade, governed by Principles, Laws, and Acknowledged Custom, and where the candidate Bump-Arch must perform a demonstration on the Field of Proof or serve five more years as an apprentice.

Bureaucratic Ritual and Scientific Stagnation

The Guild of Scientists operates like a medieval craft guild. The Grandmaster's opening speech is a ritual of self-importance: he consults his notes, declaims the date as "the 155th day of the year 1712, Dynastic Reckoning Corrected," and is mocked by Snubnose for not simply saying "DRC." The system encourages verbosity because popular grandmasters receive only a token retirement offer. The demonstration itself is a formality: standards are low, and almost anything is accepted—unless a candidate attempts something too ambitious and fails. Bump-Arch's experiment, involving "accelerated movement through time," threatens to disrupt this comfortable mediocrity.

Legal Maneuvering and the Power of Precedent

The conflict quickly shifts from science to law. A godsman objects that the experiment involves "imaginary numbers," declared a forbidden metaphysical concept at the conference of 1480 DRC. The High Arbiter, a lawyer, presides over the hearing. Crookback, Bump-Arch's master, saves the day by declaring the demonstration a "reconstructed experiment"—permitted regardless of forbidden ideas so long as the experimenter does not comprehend the impious theory. He swears to his own ignorance, not his apprentice's, and the oath is accepted. The High Arbiter then announces his bills, including fees for twenty journeyman lawyers, because the issue was not placed in King's Courts. The story's title is literal: the experiment provides business for the lawyers.

Voice and Worldbuilding Through Dialogue

Robin builds the setting almost entirely through dialogue and asides. Snubnose's muttered comments—"Anybody else would say DRC" and "Next winter solstice I am going to propose we double the offering"—reveal the guild's internal politics and the characters' personalities. Proudwalk's laughter and her brother's folded arms show a casual irreverence beneath the formal proceedings. The High Arbiter's driver, squatting by the elephant, suddenly laughs at Crookback's rhetorical jab, then cuts himself off. These small details, like the obsolete tilsin coin and the ceremonial copper staff, create a coherent, lived-in world without lengthy exposition.

Readers should pay attention to the precise wording of objections and defenses: the story's humor and tension depend on legalistic parsing of rules. The excerpts end as the apparatus is assembled on the Field of Proof, leaving the experiment's outcome unknown. Note how the godsman's accusation of heresy is deflected not by scientific proof but by procedural custom—a pattern that may recur as the story unfolds.

That rainy afternoon, Business for the Lawyers kept me turning pages, amused by how clever loopholes could outwit pompous rules. I found myself wondering about other fictional schemes hiding inside bureaucracy. Later, almost by chance, I stumbled onto The Holes and John Smith — Inside the Classic, and it felt like the same quiet mischief, wearing a different coat. Strange how one story simply opens a door to another.

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